end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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