Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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