I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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