She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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