I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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