okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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