Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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