Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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