can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize