he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
she looked like the before picture.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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