Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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