are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
How naked do you want me to be?
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