And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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