Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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