I just threw up on my dentist
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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