make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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