am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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