I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
