I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I believe in your delicious
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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