I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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