I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
