woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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