Where are you?
In a non slutty way
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
These tits shall not be calmed
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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