im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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