saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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