So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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