dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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