Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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