I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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