And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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