It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I need to sanitize my soul.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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