I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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