oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's official drugs can't kill me
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
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