Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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