Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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