whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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