i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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