How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
is wine microwaveable?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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