We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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