I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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