Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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