You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just want to make out with him forever
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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