if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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