I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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