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Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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