we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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