I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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