Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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