I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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