i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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