have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
cat food counts as protein by the way
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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