I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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