Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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