you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I believe in your delicious
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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