I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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